Attorney-General and book shelf aficionado George Brandis opened up his email account today and was greeted with 48,598 unread emails. The sudden influx of emails combined with the government’s rise in the opinion polls has Brandis bursting with pride over his… Read More ›
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Turnbull Tipped To Challenge Clarke For Australian Cricket Team Captaincy
Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›
Jacqui Lambie Flattered By Offer Of Head From ISIS
Tasmanian Senator and passionate scarf advocate Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un)Australian that she is flattered by the offer of head from Tony Abbott’s favourite death cult ISIS, however she will turn the offer down. Senator Lambie opened up… Read More ›
Pile Of Dog Crap Mistaken For Kyle Sandilands
A pile of dog crap sitting on a busy foot path in the inner-city Sydney suburb of Newtown has been mistaken for radio personality and lie detector enthusiast Kyle Sandilands by an enthusiastic fan. The fan told The (un)Australian of… Read More ›
Gold Coast Titans To Be Rebranded ‘The Cocaine Cowboys’
The NRL has today announced that the scandal ridden Gold Coast Titans will be rebranded ‘The Cocaine Cowboys’ the new name will also incorporate a lucrative sponsorship deal with a rising Mexican drug cartel the Headless Chickens. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Claims Peta Credlin’s Marriage A Leftist Conspiracy
Australia’s self professed most-read blogger and bias expert, Andrew Bolt has today spoken of the marriage between the Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff Peta Credlin and her husband, federal Liberal Party director Brian Loughane, condemning it as a leftist conspiracy to bring… Read More ›