The youngest member of the Coalition government, Wyatt Roy, announced via a press release today the formation of the “No Tonys Allowed” club, which will meet every Wednesday in Wyatt’s office/couch fort. The only qualification to join is your name… Read More ›
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Disaster On Set Of New Channel 10 Show Gogglebox
Troubled broadcaster Channel 10 has suffered a disaster on the set of their new show Gogglebox, the show which consists of watching people watch TV. It was tipped to be a big winner for 10, as it was a huge… Read More ›
Singer Jon Stevens Auditions To Be Chris Brown’s Opening Act
Former lead singer of Australian band Noiseworks, Jon Stevens, has reportedly auditioned to be considered as American singer and domestic violence advocate Chris Brown’s opening act on his next Australian tour. Stevens took the unusual step of auditioning to be… Read More ›
Australian Labor Party To Send Balloon Bouquets To 61 Liberals
Following the Liberal Party voting down by 61 votes to 39 the chance to replace Tony Abbott as Prime Minister, Bill Shorten’s Labor party has today ordered 61 balloon bouquets to be sent to their Liberal party counterparts. The gifting… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Calls For A Spill Of The Voices In His Head
Federal Liberal senator and a man who believes marriage equality will lead to people marrying animals Cory Bernardi has called for a spill to occur among the voices in his head. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “At first Cory… Read More ›
Listeners Stunned To Learn John Laws Is Still Alive
Radio broadcaster and motor oil salesman John “Golden Tonsils” Laws has stunned the nation as it’s been revealed that he is still alive and on radio. Laws made headlines after an interview on Friday with Australia’s newest candidate for… Read More ›