The Coalition has announced plans to establish a working party to investigate the benefits the country would receive from privatising former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told The (un)Australian: “Just because we are establishing a working group to look… Read More ›
Australia’s Environment Minister Greg Hunt has today announced he will be taking leave from election campaigning to enter the UFC to fight returning champion Brock Lesnar in a no-holds barred cage match. The move took the MMA world by surprise,… Read More ›
Minister for Immigration and the bookies favourite to play the role of Mr Potatohead in a live action movie based on the famous toy Peter Dutton, has today condemned a team of firefighters for putting out a house fire in… Read More ›
The team in charge of designing the Australian Olympic team’s uniforms has been revealed as the team commissioned by the Government to develop the new Australian $5 note. A spokesperson for the government explained the decision, saying: “We thought long and… Read More ›
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has after extensive consultation with his ‘inner circle’ decided that Cabinet will now be known as ‘The No Scotty Morrison’s Club’ in a move that has received almost unanimous support from the Federal Coalition. Speaking to… Read More ›
Republican presidential candidate and ex-steak salesman Donald Trump has demanded that Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders reveals to the American people just exactly what is in his secret 11 herbs and spices mix that coat his famous chicken. Speaking to The… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 