The world’s conspiracy nutbags are abuzz with excitement after US space agency NASA announced it would be faking its first moon landing since the early 1970s. “Back when we first faked the moon landing we did it with a computing… Read More ›
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Australian Space Agency To Send Manned Holden Kingswood To Dubbo By 2035
Australia will be getting its very own space agency with plans to mount a mission to put astronauts on the surface of Dubbo within two decades. “Due to the high cost of petrol and the dodgy radiator we will have… Read More ›
South Australia’s Space Agency Win Promises Faster Ways To Escape Adelaide
South Australians are rejoicing at this week’s announcement that the new Australian Space Agency will be based there, providing much-needed hope of a faster way to escape Adelaide. During the announcement Prime Minister Scott Morrison said he thought South Australians… Read More ›
Trump Threatens Mars With Tariffs To Protect America’s Bottled Water Industry
Following news that Scientists have discovered water on the planet Mars American President Donald Trump has launched a verbal assault on the planet and threatened to put tariffs on it’s water. “My role as President is to get the best… Read More ›
Man Hiding In Boot Of Car To Sneak Into Rocket Launch In For Nasty Shock
An Australian man who hid himself in the boot of a car driving into Cape Canaveral for the launch of Elon Musk’s Falcon Heavy rocket is in for a big surprise when he finally prises open the door. “Couldn’t get… Read More ›
NASA Discovers Planet Containing Enough Potential To Keep Them Funded
Scientists from NASA today excitedly announced the discovery of something in space that is hopefully interesting enough to keep them funded for the next ten years. “The discovery of seven, yes you heard me right mate, seven new planets out… Read More ›
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