An aeronautical vessel containing the Australian Minister for Immigration, Peter Dutton has been forced to return to base after being denied permission to land by the Switzerland Secretariat for Immigration. Minister Dutton was due to land in Geneva today to… Read More ›
Nathan Lentern
People With Pointless Jobs Don’t Earn Very Much Money, Study Finds
An overwhelming majority of people who perform useless or next to useless jobs earn well below the average median income, a study from the University of North Sydney has found. Academics Isaac Fletcher and Bernice Patterson conducted interviews with 1400… Read More ›
Signs Of Eric Abetz Identified On Pluto
An image bearing a remarkable similarity to Minister for Workplace Relations Eric Abetz have been found on Pluto. NASA revealed the surprise find came from a study of the first-ever close-up photos of Pluto. Scientists say most of the photos revealed a young… Read More ›
New South Welshman Prefers Cricket Anyway
Stewart Harley, a 32-year-old Queensland resident who was raised in NSW has experienced an epiphany comparable only to the Damascus Road conversion of Saul of Tarsus (or Saint Paul, as he was known to his friends.) At about 9:15 AEST… Read More ›
Zaky Mallah Devastated To Be Subject Of Media Attention
Acquitted terror suspect Zaky Mallah is reportedly “deeply upset” by the media attention he has received following his televised appearance in the ABC’s Q&A audience. As the Q&A scandal rolls into its second week, Mallah and the ABC continues to… Read More ›
Federal Government To Means Test ABC And SBS
Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull is under fire after unveiling a new plan to reduce the federal budget deficit by means testing access to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) and the Special Broadcasting Service (SBS). The move comes as Education Minister… Read More ›