Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots. ”Look, what can I say my Dad has New Zealand heritage and um,… Read More ›
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Temu Trump Doesn’t Rule Out Making New Zealand Australia’s 7th State
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out making New Zealand the 7th State of Australia and is said to also have his eyes on buying West Timor. ”I said yesterday that I view President Trump as a very… Read More ›
England Celebrate Their Cricket World Cup ‘Moral’ Victory
The English Cricket team have spent the weekend celebrating their cricket world cup ‘moral’ victory, with celebrations including a ticket tape parade where at least 3 people turned up. ”What a great tournament it was for English cricket,” said England’s… Read More ›
The Key To The Wallabies Future Success Is Grooming, States Alan Jones
Prolific letter writer and former school boy Rugby Union coach, Alan Jones, has called upon the ARU to appoint him to a role that allows him to groom the future generation of Wallabies. ”That we’re not hoisting up the World… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo Tells Fire Fighters Relief’s At Hand As The First Test Starts Tomorrow
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has met with firefighters battling blazes around New South Wales to deliver them the good news that relief is on it’s way as the first test against New Zealand in Perth starts tomorrow. “Initially I was… Read More ›
BREAKING: Sky News Uncovers Secret Recording Of NZ PM Jacinda Ardern Stepping On A Crack
In breaking news barely watched news service Sky News Australia has revealed they now have exclusive footage of New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern stepping on a crack in a move which they say puts her Mother at risk of… Read More ›
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