NRL player-for-now Jarryd Hayne has been warned by Gold Coast Police to stop hanging out with noted criminal ‘The Hamburglar’ after the pair were spotted sharing a thick shake in a McDonald’s car park. Detective Inspector Peter Pepper of the… Read More ›
The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has met with American President Barack Obama at the G20 to declare his country’s intentions to declare war against the Californian city of San Francisco over their snubbing of star athlete Jarryd Hayne…. Read More ›
Experts have warned of future down-sizing in Australia’s once booming sports journalism industry after early reports from the United States indicate that former Rugby star Jarryd Hayne has been let go from the San Francisco 49ers. Many credit the current… Read More ›
Opposition leader and star of ABC TV’s Four Corners, Bill Shorten has issued a press release congratulating Jared from Subway on his successful transition from Australia’s National Rugby League (NRL) to America’s National Football League (NFL). When contacted by The (un)Australian to clarify… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 