John Hinckley Jnr, the man who tried to assassinate former Republican President Ronald Reagan, is to be released from prison after serving a 35 year sentence. His release is just in time for the upcoming US Presidential election and though… Read More ›
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America’s NRA Implores Bob Katter To Show Some Respect For Victims Of Gun Violence
The United State’s National Rifle Association has today sent a message to maverick Australian politician Bob Katter to withdraw his election ad that shows Katter shooting dead rival politicians on the grounds of respect. An NRA spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “We respect Bob… Read More ›
Moderate Guns Condemn Acts Of Extremist Guns
America’s law abiding guns have released a statement condemning the gun involved in the Orlando mass shooting saying that the actions of the vast number of peaceful guns shouldn’t be judged by the actions of a violent few. “Out of… Read More ›
Candidate Vowing To Make America Great Again Unable To Pin Down Date Of Original Greatness
Presidential candidate Donald Trump has vowed to make America great again, despite admitting that he has no idea which past era of greatness he might be referring to. “You know, like the 1940s when we won the war and dropped… Read More ›
NRA Calls For Journalists To Be Armed With Nuclear Weapons
After a news reporter and her cameraman were shot dead live on air in the United States yesterday, the National Rifle Association (NRA) has called for laws to be introduced to make it compulsory for all journalists to be armed with a… Read More ›
Calls For Every American To Be Armed With A Confederate Flag
After the tragic church shooting in Charleston South Carolina, where nine lives were lost, calls have been made to have every American armed with a confederate flag to avoid further shootings. The gunman a young white male, who was hoping his actions… Read More ›