NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has issued a grovelling apology to radio shock jock Alan Jones after she failed to ask him how high when he demanded she jump for him. “Alan Jones is a great citizen and a font of… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Tells The Youth Of NSW To Vote For Her And She’ll Extend Curfew By 5 Whole Minutes
NSW Premier (till at least Saturday) Gladys Berejiklian has told the youth of NSW to vote for her Government and she will for one night only extend curfew for a whole five minutes. “Hey Kids, what’s the hippy happs, it’s… Read More ›
Berejiklian Tells Schools To Consider Privatising Their Election Day Sausage Sizzles And Cake Stalls
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called upon the state’s schools to maximise their earning potential this election day by privatising their planned sausage sizzles and cake stall fundraisers. “Schools need to start earning their keep,” said the current NSW Premier…. Read More ›
NRL Announce Adult Website Porn Hub As New Major Sponsor For The 2019 Season
In a moved tipped to help fund the legal defence of several players, the NRL has today announced that the adult entertainment website Porn Hub have signed on as their new major sponsor for the 2019 season. “It’s great news”,… Read More ›
Old Man On Bus Shocked To Learn That His Ticket Doesn’t Cover A Seat For His Bag
Barry Johnson of Annandale was shocked to learn on a recent bus trip to the city that the ticket he purchased only entitled him to a seat and not his bag and umbrella to a seat as well. “You could’ve… Read More ›
Sydney’s Bus Timetables An Early Favourite For 2019 Nobel Prize For Literature
After Bob Dylan’s groundbreaking Nobel Prize for Literature award, critics are expecting new “left field” choices by the Swedish Academy that grants the prestigious award, with Sydney’s bus timetables widely considered to be a front-runner for 2019. “There is a… Read More ›
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