Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has touted the recent ratings success of broadcaster Alan Jones after the recently turned octogenarian cracked the elusive 8 actual viewers number. ”What a great result Alan has delivered to us, 8 whole viewers,”… Read More ›
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Sky News Australia Announce New Signing Piers Morgan
Niche network Sky News Australia has announced today that they have signed controversial dumpster fire Piers Morgan to host a new weekly show on the network. The network is hoping that Morgan will help the network increase their ratings and… Read More ›
Sky News Devastated To Lose 1 Of Their 6 Viewers Due To Facebook Lockout
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being excluded from Facebook. ”We still hold out hope that our lost sheep will return… Read More ›
Sky News Defends It’s New Talk Show Hitler And Friends
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has defended their new talk show Hitler and friends claiming the show is merely a former Dictator talking to his pals about how the World could be improved. ”The so-called ‘PC police’ are jumping… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Storm The US Consulate
Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American election result. ”We need our viewers to get out on the streets and… Read More ›
Sky News Invites Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Celebrate The American Election
Niche news network Sky News Australia has invited it’s viewers, all 6 of them to join in on a special event to celebrate Donald Trump’s performance at the US Elections. ”Yesterday was a great day for right wing news networks,… Read More ›