The federal Opposition has condemned the Government over their decision to implement 60 day prescriptions, a move which will drop the price of medication, helping pensioners, but affecting chemists. ”Where does Anthony Albanese get off,” fumed Opposition leader Peter Dutton…. Read More ›
Leaked documents have today revealed that the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch Government plans to put all pensioners on a Harvey Norman gift card form July 1st this year. ”The pension is a form of welfare and people need to remember that,” said a… Read More ›
Winners The minority of Australians who still have a job and are therefore able to pay their taxes, will now be paying less tax. Pensioners – just kidding. Universities – psych! Pensioners, no joke, will be getting two extra one-off… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that in an effort to stimulate the economy his Government will be granting the countries pensioners $1000 dollars to be used on renovating their franking credits. ”My Government is here to get things… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has moved quickly to reassure those who are negatively gearing one or more properties that the Government will be there for them no matter how bad things get. “It is a tough time for many Australians… Read More ›
Treasurer Scott Morrison has launched a scathing attack on the Labor parties proposed champagne and caviar tax claiming it unfairly targets pensioners. “Can you believe the hide of Bill Shorten. These pensioners have worked hard their whole life and all… Read More ›
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