Australia’s unofficial Government in exile, News Corp, has taken on the task of re-polishing the turd that is Scott Morrison. ”After Albo beat Scott, err, ScoMo, at the last election we thought Dutton was our man,” said a News Corp… Read More ›
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Credlin Thanks Andrews After His Resignation Gave Her The Greatest Orgasm Of Her Life
Low rating Sky News host, Peta Credlin, has sent former Victorian Premier Dan Andrews a thank you note after his resignation led her to achieve the greatest orgasm of her life. ”I’m not actually a smoker but after that I… Read More ›
Low Rating News Channel Takes Credit For Popular Premier’s Retirement
Low rating news channel, Sky News Australia, has rushed out a press release that takes credit for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews retirement. ”What a great day, not only for Victoria, but also for our viewers, all 6 of them,” said… Read More ›
Sky News Hosts To Walk Backwards Around Australia In Support Of The No Vote
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has pledged that it’s hosts will walk backwards around Australia this month to encourage the Nation to vote no at the upcoming referendum. ”Australians will be inspired to see some of the countries… Read More ›
Sky News Calls On Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Protest Commonwealth Games Cancellation
Low rating Australian news and opinion channel Sky News Australia has called for it’s viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and protest Dan Andrews cancellation of the Commonwealth games. ”We need the troops to rally, not only for… Read More ›
“I Could Walk Down Bourke Street & Shoot The Commonwealth Games & I Wouldn’t Lose Votes,” Declares Dan
Victoria’s supreme leader Dan Andrews has told colleagues that he could walk down Bourke street and shoot dead the Commonwealth games and it wouldn’t lose him any votes. ”Dan is very confident right now, what with having no opposition so… Read More ›
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