Victoria’s supreme leader Dan Andrews has told colleagues that he could walk down Bourke street and shoot dead the Commonwealth games and it wouldn’t lose him any votes.
”Dan is very confident right now, what with having no opposition so to speak,” said a Labor party insider. ”Well, there is the Herald Sun and Sky News but let’s be honest no one really listens or reads them.”
”I mean if Peta Credlin said jump 2 people might say how high.”
When asked if the Victorian Premier was perhaps maybe taking things a step too far by cancelling the Commonwealth games, the Labor party insider said: ”Not according to #auspol twitter, the Chairman can do no wrong.”
”Why I heard on twitter that Dan tried golf for the first time the other day and scored 13 hole in ones.”
”Also, did you know that he does not need to defecate, no wonder he thinks his shit doesn’t stink.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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