A terrified Kim Jong Un has begun dismantling his nuclear weapons stockpile after learning that Australia’s acting Prime Minister possesses a death stare capable of reaching Pyongyang. “We can neither confirm nor deny that Australia is responsible for the death… Read More ›
The general with the very tall hat who is laughing like a drain at Kim Jong Un’s latest quip has privately admitted that he didn’t really get the point of the joke. “I’m puzzled. Why would half past two be… Read More ›
Opposition leader in waiting Tony Abbott has condemned North Korea for their use of nuclear weapons and called on the rogue State to consider an alternative, like coal. “The World is in such a hurry to ditch good old reliable… Read More ›
A rogue pod of humpback whales is now thought to be the source of a missile that flew over northern Japan, setting off warning sirens across the entire nation. “The day we have been dreading is finally here, that our… Read More ›
The world stands on the brink of having to watch a whole new season of M*A*S*H as leaders decide how to respond to Kim Jong Un’s testing of an intercontinental ballistic missile. “If war breaks out the west will have… Read More ›
A nuclear missile is disappointed about missing a parade down the main street of Pyongyang after being rostered onto active duty over the weekend. “All the other missiles get to march and listen to the bands and watch the thousands… Read More ›
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