Australian Parliament has announced they plan to conduct a nation-wide plebiscite to determine whether tennis player Nick Kyrgios is still considered a tool. It comes in the wake of the long-time bad boy of Australian Tennis having seemingly turned his… Read More ›
The Morrison Government is currently drafting legislation for a plebiscite to be held later this year which will allow Australians to vote on which former Prime Ministers will be carved into Uluru, as an homage to the United States’ Mount… Read More ›
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced that his Government will hold another postal plebiscite, this time to decide when hot cross buns should go on sale. “Everyone absolutely loved the last postal plebiscite so why not do it all again?… Read More ›
Lyle Shelton has voiced his frustration at being unable to find “The Handmaid’s Tale” on the SBS On Demand website despite conducting an exhaustive search all around the comedy section. “I keep hearing about this show where the main character… Read More ›
The parliamentary vote on marriage equality is recovering in hospital after being savagely attacked by water fleas in Port Phillip Bay last night. “The debate about me had been heating up so I took a dip in the bay to… Read More ›
Eric Abetz has spoken of the pain of spending years hiding the fact that he was a bigot from the rest of society before finally deciding to out himself. “I always knew that I was different from the other boys… Read More ›
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