Federal opposition leader Bill Shorten is disappointed that his approach to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to play the role of Richie Rich in an upcoming Australian Labor Party production was rebuffed. Mr Turnbull declined the offer to play the cartoon… Read More ›
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Initial Cooties Tests Clear NZ PM Of Virus
Preliminary tests on New Zealand Prime Minister John Key, who came into repeated contact with a girl’s ponytail, suggest he does not have cooties. Mr Key was admitted to Wellington Hospital last night after experiencing gastrointestinal symptoms, fever and strong… Read More ›