Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been seen sulking around Canberra telling anyone who’ll listen about how envious he is of American President Donald Trump being able to call in the national guard or protestors. ”Peter is… Read More ›
Footwear giant Nike have proudly signed the entire Canterbury Bulldogs rugby league team as the Australian face of their revitalised “Just Spew It” advertising campaign. “We drew up the contracts as soon as we saw footage of several Bulldogs players… Read More ›
There have been calls for tighter security at parliament house in Canberra after a loud, ill disciplined mob known as “The Senate” briefly took over the running of the country. “I’ve never seen a bigger bunch of freaks, hillbillies and… Read More ›
Australia’s magpies have threatened to go on strike in protest of plans to reduce the number of postmen as Australia Post looks to ways of cutting costs. “My members have already indicated that they’ll support a campaign of stop swoop… Read More ›
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