Pauline Hanson, a Queensland based attention-seeking racist bigot has started picking on Robert Irwin, a young boy also from Queensland who lost his famous Father when he was young. Ms Hanson started bullying Mr Irwin by stealing his likeness to… Read More ›
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Sky News Blames Cost Of Living For Their Low Rating Shows
Niche news network Sky News Australia have blamed Australia’s rising cost of living as the reason for their shows rating so poorly. ”Interest rates and energy prices are going up, so the poor Aussie battler can barely afford to turn… Read More ›
Howard Shocked To Learn That Women And Minorities Are Allowed To Vote
Former Prime Minister fresh out of the deep freeze for the election John Howard was today shocked to learn that women and minorities are in fact allowed to vote in the upcoming election. ”I have to say that the news… Read More ›
ScoMo Says: ”I’m Not Racist, But….”
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has defended himself against accusations that he has used racial slurs in the past by declaring that he’s not racist, but……. ”Australians know that under my Government if you have a go, you’ll… Read More ›
Sky News Launches Australia’s Next Top Racist In Search For Jones’ Replacement
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a new reality show, Australia’s next top racist with the winner to be given Alan Jones’ spot on the network. ”Replacing Alan Jones is no easy task, it’s rare these days to… Read More ›
Channel 9 Launches New Show Master-Racist With Contestants Competing To Replace Hanson On The Today Show
The Nine network has today announced the launch of a new reality TV show, ‘Master-Racist’ where racists from around the country will compete for the opportunity to replace previous champion, Pauline Hanson as guest racist on the networks Today Show…. Read More ›