The Nine network has today announced the launch of a new reality TV show, ‘Master-Racist’ where racists from around the country will compete for the opportunity to replace previous champion, Pauline Hanson as guest racist on the networks Today Show.
”We’re really excited to give an opportunity to the Nation’s racists to be heard on TV,” said a Network Spokesperson. ”For years Pauline has been our go to racist, however lately she has been going maybe a little too far.”
”So, we thought let’s give some some fresh blood a crack at airing their views.”
When asked why the Station was seemingly going out of their way to promote racism, rather than speak out against it, the Spokesperson said: ”We just give the people what they want and shock horror ill-informed racist rantings are what they want.”
”Sure, since we’ve had Pauline on our ratings have gone down. But our mentions on Twitter have gone through the roof, not to mention all the articles being written about us by the satirical websites, did you see the one from Betoota, classic.”
Master-Racist will air on Channel 9 followed by Celebrity Master-Racist both shows will be hosted by Sonya Kruger.
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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