This afternoon King Charles, a dude who once told his sidepiece that he’d like to identify as a Tampon, will visit Australia. The trip will be paid for by the Australian taxpayer in what is said to be a boon… Read More ›
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King Set To Visit Races After Camilla Draws Barrier Four For The Everest
King Charles, Australia’s current head of state (yep, really), has added a visit to Randwick race course to the itinerary, after his side-piece turned partner, Queen Camilla (yep, she’s our Queen), drew the desired barrier 4 for the Everest. ”This… Read More ›
Desperate TV Stations Resort To Interviewing People Named Liz
Desperate TV stations on Day 5 of their 24/7 Queen coverage have resorted to interviewing people named Elizabeth in a desperate attempt to fill time. ”There’s only so much time you can devote to stories about the corgis or what… Read More ›
Queen Treats Record Milestone As Any Other Day: Does Nothing Of Any Value To Anyone
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has eschewed major celebrations and instead is opting for an ordinary day of tax payer funded decadence and pointless ceremonial rituals to mark her becoming England’s longest reinging monarch. On Wednesday, the Queen surpassed Queen… Read More ›
Hockey Positions Himself To Be Australia’s New Queen
Treasurer Joe Hockey has accepted the leadership role of a parliamentary friendship group to lead the push for Australia’s move towards a republic. A spokesman for Mr Hockey said that he was very excited at the prospect of being the… Read More ›
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