The world’s airlines have banned Russell Crowes from their cargo holds after fears the highly flammable actor may catch fire due to faulty wiring inside his brain. “We just can’t take the risk that a Russell Crowe may burst into… Read More ›
Russell Crowe
Australia’s All Blacks Win Rugby World Cup Final
Australians everywhere are celebrating the win of the Australian rugby team the All Blacks in Twickenham early Sunday morning. “It’s so great that we beat the other team.” Said Sydneysider James Jackson. “Once again we Aussies are the world champions!… Read More ›
Russell Crowe To Be Named Australian Ambassador For Women
A federal government spokesperson has told The (un)Australian that the government was likely to name actor Russell Crowe as an Ambassador for Women reporting directly to the Minister for Women Tony Abbott. The spokesperson added: “We all know the government and especially the PM… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 