Co-US President, Donald Trump, has told the Ukraine to think about ending the war with Russia by bandying together and building a Disney World Kyiv with an accompanying Trump resort. ”People would flock to Disney World Kyiv, especially if you… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Tells The Team To Tag Xi Jinping In His Next Daggy Dad Facebook Post
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his 1,000 plus media team to tag in Chinese’s General Secretary Xi Jinping in his next daggy Dad photoshoot post in an effort to bring calm between the two nations. “Scotty really… Read More ›
England Shocked To Learn That Home Is Actually France
The entire country of England was shocked overnight to learn that home is now located in France following the French team’s World Cup victory over Croatia. “Well they fooled me, I thought all along the whole country saying ‘it’s coming… Read More ›
The (un)Australian Guide To Who To Follow In The World Cup After Australia Get Knocked Out Next Friday
Unless you’re that knob in the office who still thinks saying “sportsball” is the epitome of cool you’re going to have to try and get a little bit excited about the soccer World Cup. (Yes I know, but saying “football,… Read More ›
Russian Cyberweapon Capable Of Taking Down Internet Sued By Telstra For Patent Infringement
A Russian cyberweapon that can bring down the entire internet with the flick of a switch has attracted a lawsuit from Telstra, who claim they perfected that capability years ago. However, a senior source at Telstra is confident the Australian… Read More ›
Donald Trump Jr Releases Email He Received From Nigerian Prince
The President of the United States of America Donald Trump’s Son aptly titled Donald Trump Jr has talked to the media and his Father, about an exciting investment opportunity that he received via email from a Nigerian Prince in exile…. Read More ›