The Ecuadorian embassy has sent Julian Assange to his room with no dinner and revoked his TV privileges for a week as punishment for him saying naughty words whilst watching the final US presidential debate. A spokesperson for the Ecuadorian… Read More ›
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“I Have No Ties With Russia” Says Trump From His Black Sea Holiday Home
Presidential candidate Donald Trump has interrupted his post convention holiday at his Black Sea “dacha” to deny allegations that he has close connections with Vladimir Putin. “Those journalists making these stories up better think carefully about what they’re writing or… Read More ›
Russian Olympic Team Regrets Hiring Stephen Dank
Following threats from the IOC to kick it out of the Rio Olympics, the Russian Olympic team is having serious second thoughts about its decision to hire Stephen Dank to oversee its supplements program. “Dr Dank injected our athletes with… Read More ›
Putin To Mrs Nemtsov: “We Won’t Rest Until We Frame Someone For Your Son’s Murder”
The mother of murdered Russian opposition politician, Boris Nemtsov, has received a letter from President Vladimir Putin promising that the Russian justice system won’t rest until someone has been framed for her son’s murder. “The great nation of Russia mourns… Read More ›
Vladimir Putin Takes Part-time Job At Bunnings
The stark reality of the Russian economic crisis has come to light as President Vladimir Putin has taken a weekend job at Bunnings Warehouse. The move adds to the concern of the collapsing rouble. Sanctions imposed by Western governments and… Read More ›
Putin Has No Plans To Retire, Ever.
President Vladimir Putin has revealed he will retire as leader of Russia when and if he ever decides to die. President Putin said if he does in fact decide to live forever, then he will most likely rule Russia for the… Read More ›