Alleged Member of Parliament Christian Porter has updated the Parliamentary Register of Interests to declare that the costs of his recent defamation case against the ABC ”fell off the back of a truck.” ”What can I say? I was walking… Read More ›
Sam Dastyari
ALP Regrets Having National Office Situated In Sydney’s China Town
The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away. “We’ve been in Sussex… Read More ›
China Announces New ‘No Dickheads’ Policy
The Chinese Government has announced that it is applying a new ‘no dickheads’ policy when it comes to politicians from other countries visiting on ‘study trips.’ “We were concerned with the rising number of politicians wishing to visit our country… Read More ›
Dutton Looking At Life After Politics By Launching An Exclusive Line Of Potato Dumplings
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has started to look at options for life after politics and announced his first venture being an exclusive line of potato dumplings to be marketed and sold in both China and Australia. “I… Read More ›
Channel 10 Signs Dastyari And Sandilands Netflix Subscriptions Surge
Netflix Australia has sent Channel 10 a gift basket to thank them for signing two of Australia’s most despised figures, Sam Dastyari and Kyle Sandilands which has resulted in a surge of new subscribers to the online streaming service. “Channel… Read More ›
Dastyari To Debut New Segment ‘Beijing Today’ On The Kyle And Jackie O Show
Former Senator Sam Dastyari will this week make his commercial radio debut by hosting the segment Beijing Today on The Kyle & Jackie O Show. “The week that I lost my job as a Senator I was down, pretty low and as for… Read More ›
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