The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have come… Read More ›
Friends of Sam Dastyari report that the Labor Senator has been standing on the shores of Cheviot Beach with a suitcase in hand awaiting the arrival of a Chinese submarine for the past two weeks. “Sam has been up to… Read More ›
China has nearly completed the construction of an artificial Sam Dastyari on an uninhabited shoal in the disputed Spratly Islands in the South China Sea. “Reports from Philippino fisherman suggest that the People’s Republic has shipped thousands of tonnes of… Read More ›
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has announced that he will take his long service leave commencing next week. Stepping up as his replacement will be the Member for Warringah Tony Abbott. “I have been in charge for a while now and… Read More ›
Sam Dastyari has taken a break from denying allegations that he is in the pay of the Chinese government to spend some quality time playing in the backyard with his brand new pet panda. “There’s nothing suss at all about… Read More ›
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has told reporters that following the 4 Corner’s investigation into Chinese investment in Australian politics that he will consider banning all foreign investment into the burgeoning industry that is Sam Dastyari. Speaking to The (un)Australian Bill Shorten explained his thinking,… Read More ›
