Friends of Sam Dastyari report that the Labor Senator has been standing on the shores of Cheviot Beach with a suitcase in hand awaiting the arrival of a Chinese submarine for the past two weeks. “Sam has been up to… Read More ›
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China Constructing Artificial Sam Dastyari In South China Sea
China has nearly completed the construction of an artificial Sam Dastyari on an uninhabited shoal in the disputed Spratly Islands in the South China Sea. “Reports from Philippino fisherman suggest that the People’s Republic has shipped thousands of tonnes of… Read More ›
Shorten To Go On Long Service Leave With Abbott To Take Over As Opposition Leader
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has announced that he will take his long service leave commencing next week. Stepping up as his replacement will be the Member for Warringah Tony Abbott. “I have been in charge for a while now and… Read More ›
Sam Dastyari Claims His Pet Panda Is Totally Legit
Sam Dastyari has taken a break from denying allegations that he is in the pay of the Chinese government to spend some quality time playing in the backyard with his brand new pet panda. “There’s nothing suss at all about… Read More ›
Shorten To Consider Banning Foreign Investment In Sam Dastyari
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has told reporters that following the 4 Corner’s investigation into Chinese investment in Australian politics that he will consider banning all foreign investment into the burgeoning industry that is Sam Dastyari. Speaking to The (un)Australian Bill Shorten explained his thinking,… Read More ›
China Dismayed That Sam Dastyari Is All They Can Buy For $1 Million
The Chinese government has released a controversial video expressing outrage at the inflated cost of politician prices in Sydney, saying it is woeful that even a decrepit, run down politician from an unfashionable party like Labor can cost a staggering… Read More ›
