Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has started to look at options for life after politics and announced his first venture being an exclusive line of potato dumplings to be marketed and sold in both China and Australia.
“I am confident that I will retain my seat of Dixon however it doesn’t hurt in life to have a back up plan,” said Minister Dutton. “I think my new potato dumplings will be a winner, as who doesn’t love a spud.”
“We also will be marketing the dumplings heavily and launching a special promotion. Buy $10,000 worth of dumplings and win a free lunch with Me, Peter Dutton.”
When asked where he got the idea for the potato dumpling and why the sudden urge to market to China, Minister Dutton replied: “The idea came to me over lunch one day. I was sitting there counting the money that was left on the table when I thought, hmm you’re onto something here Pete.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to start peeling a few spuds.”
Mark Williamson
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