Controversial 2GB broadcaster Ray Hadley has called for a press conference at 3:30 pm behind the toilet blocks and says that reporters had better be there or else.
“I thoroughly deny the allegations of bullying these crybabies have brought against me,” said Hadley from up the back of the school bus. “I dare you, no, in fact I triple dog dare you to print that.”
Hadley reportedly ran away from the press conference after several members of the press turned up with their big brothers.
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