The Chinese Government has announced that it is applying a new ‘no dickheads’ policy when it comes to politicians from other countries visiting on ‘study trips.’ “We were concerned with the rising number of politicians wishing to visit our country… Read More ›
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Dutton Looking At Life After Politics By Launching An Exclusive Line Of Potato Dumplings
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has started to look at options for life after politics and announced his first venture being an exclusive line of potato dumplings to be marketed and sold in both China and Australia. “I… Read More ›
China Dismayed That Sam Dastyari Is All They Can Buy For $1 Million
The Chinese government has released a controversial video expressing outrage at the inflated cost of politician prices in Sydney, saying it is woeful that even a decrepit, run down politician from an unfashionable party like Labor can cost a staggering… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Worries Hump Day May Be Confused As Some Sort Of Middle Eastern Affair
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has today warned her fellow Australians not to confuse hump day, the popular term for Wednesdays in the office as some sort of middle eastern affair. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her… Read More ›