News network Sky News has announced it’s plans to host a nation wide candlelight vigil on behalf of victims of surprise eggings. The vigil follows elected (sic) Senator Fraser Anning’s egging over the weekend. “In times like these it’s easy… Read More ›
Peter Dutton has taken to the airwaves to strongly condemn the Australian citizen who perpetrated the Christchurch massacre and the damage that it has done to his Governments upcoming pre-election scare campaign. “The type of actions that we have seen… Read More ›
Families man and aspiring Nationals party leader Barnaby Joyce has announced that this Friday night he will jump over a shark whilst riding a coal powered motor bike. “For too long people in this country have been demonising coal, so… Read More ›
Niche news channel Sky News has sent out a rally cry for all of it’s viewers to get behind convicted pedophile George Pell. The network was hopeful of reaching all of it’s viewers, all 12 of them. “It’s times like… Read More ›
Australia’s Asbestos victims have joined the parade of people paying tribute to former Foreign Minister Julie Bishop by announcing that they plan to deliver a 21 wheeze salute in honour of the former Member for Curtain. “It’s the absolute least… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that current Ambassador to America Joe Hockey will be moved to a new role as Ambassador to Mars in the coming weeks. The move is designed to ensure Ambassador Hockey is far, far away… Read More ›
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