The Opposition leader (as of writing), Peter Dutton, has demanded a national apology from all Australian rape victims to his Senators. ”I understand that rape can be traumatic, Jen Morrison was good enough to drop by the party room and… Read More ›
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One Nation Launch An Exclusive Line Of Toilet Bowl Prison Wine
Rural Australia’s favourite bunch of grifters, One Nation, has announced that they are now in the alcohol business with the launch of their new line of toilet bowl wine. ”We have been working with some of Australia’s finest prisons to… Read More ›
A Look Back At Eric Abetz’s Parliamentary Achievements
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ScoMo Refuses To Say If His Creepy Mate Jabbed Anyone In The Philippines
Australian Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing has refused to say whether his creepy mate the Member for Dawson jabbed anyone on one of his frequent trips to the Philippines. ”I’m not going to get down into the gutter to discuss what old… Read More ›
The Dark Lord Prepares For His Yearly Smile As He Spots A Weakened PM
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has been seen practicing smiling in the hallways of Parliament house, with those close saying it’s in preparation of taking down the weakened PM Scott Morrison. ”The Dark Lord has come very close in the… Read More ›
Joyce And Canavan Announce Ashley Madison As Their New Podcast Sponsor
Full-time podcasters and part-time politicians Barnaby Joyce and Matt Canavan fresh off launching their new podcast, Weatherboard and Iron have excitedly announced they have their first sponsor, online dating site Ashley Madison. “No one gets into podcasting for the cash, let’s… Read More ›