Australia’s 23 million people have spent the past few days trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks… Read More ›
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France Makes Affairs Between Ministers And Staff Compulsory
Following a scandal where it was revealed that the nation’s deputy Prime Minister was going home to his wife each evening, French President Emmanuel Macron has passed a law making it a sackable offence for a cabinet minister not to… Read More ›
“Women Picturing Ross Cameron Naked” Responsible For Declining Birth Rates
A study has linked Australia’s declining birth rate with an increase in women getting an image of Ross Cameron in their head during sex, totally killing the mood. “We showed women photographs of various objects including Ross Cameron and then… Read More ›
Sex Party Leader Sprung In Monogamous Relationship With Wife
The leader of the Australian Sex Party has resigned after being caught conducting a scandalous long term stable marriage with his wife. “I’ve let the party down, I’ve let the voters down… but most of all I’ve let my outrageously… Read More ›
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