Shane Warne has announced that his personal charity The Shane Warne Foundation will be wound down after achieving its stated aim that no hot babe will be without a mobile phone by the year 2020. “It’s a cause very close… Read More ›
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Shane Watson Anoints Shaun Marsh As His Heir Apparent
Former Australian Test all-rounder and barely walking pulled muscle Shane Watson has today anointed Western Australian journeyman batsman, Shaun Marsh as his heir apparent in the Australian cricket team. The praise from Watson came after news of Marsh’s selection to replace injured… Read More ›
Shane Watson Reviews Decision To Retire
Australian cricketing all rounder and Guinness World Record Holder for the most calf strains ever suffered by a human being, Shane Watson will seek to appeal his own decision to retire from Test cricket. The move comes after Watson’s career being… Read More ›
Shane Watson – “I Have Photos Of The Cricket Selectors Dumping Body Of Dead Hooker.”
Australia all rounder Shane Watson has subtly reminded the selectors of the Australian cricket team that he has a set of photographs of them dumping the body of a dead hooker in a remote forest, just in case they were… Read More ›
Turnbull Tipped To Challenge Clarke For Australian Cricket Team Captaincy
Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›
Australia To Play Spider Cam In A Best Of Six Test Series
The Australian Cricket Board today announced that the side currently leading India two nil in a best of four test series will next play Channel 9’s Spider Camera in a six test series, following the World Cup. A Cricket Australia spokesperson… Read More ›
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