Prime Minister ScoMo is currently hunkered down in a Canberra bunker awaiting the arrival of a plague of locusts that he believes will hit Canberra following the city yesterday being hit by a plague of hail. ”The Prime Minister is… Read More ›
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South Australian Premier At Victorian Border Wanting To Buy 10 Million Size D Batteries
Counter staff at an all night service station in Kaniva were startled last night when Jay Weatherill pulled up in a ute and offered to purchase the entire stock of size D batteries. “He cleaned us out of torch batteries… Read More ›
Irish Gay Marriage Vote Blamed For Sydney Storm
The Republic of Ireland’s decision to allow a May referendum on same-sex marriage is believed to be responsible for the wild weather that caused pandemonium in Sydney this week. There were five deaths in Newcastle and the Hunter Valley and much… Read More ›
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