Billionaire, James ‘Don’t Call Me Jamie’ Packer, has appeared on a podcast to have a sook and attack multi-election winning Premier, Dan Andrews, after the Premier dare asked lil’ Jamie’s company, Crown, to pay a bit of tax. ”It’s a… Read More ›
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Balinese Economy Says Thank You Josh Frydenburg For The Tax Cut Fuelled Boost To The Economy
The Balinese economy has sent a big thank you to Australian Treasurer Josh Frydenburg for the tax cuts that the Treasurer implemented following this year’s budget. The tax cuts has meant that a higher than usual number of Australian’s have… Read More ›
Police Seize Shoebox Full Of Receipts In $192M Tax Fraud Case
Federal Police investigating Australia’s biggest ever tax fraud case have impounded a Dunlop Volleys shoe box full of receipts that they believe is the sole accounting system for the entire scheme. “The conspirators would toss every bit of paperwork relating… Read More ›
Woolworth’s Fires Own Brand Accountant
Retail giant Woolworth’s has sacked its generic accountant and gone looking for someone with brand name skills to rescue the company from dire financial misfortune. “We foolishly thought a dull looking accountant in a non descript suit was the way… Read More ›
Labor Caucus In Disarray Over Release Of Actual Policy
With the country gripped by unprecedented excitement over Treasurer Joe Hockey’s second budget, evidence has emerged that Labor’s recent, uncharacteristic announcement of detailed policy was an error that has sown discord within the party leadership. When shadow treasurer Chris Bowen… Read More ›
ATO In Meltdown As Thousands Of Multinationals Pay Tax
The Australian Taxation Office has been forced to shut down its entire IT system after a sophisticated computer virus resulted in thousands of positive tax returns being submitted in what panicked public servants are describing in colourful words of no more than… Read More ›