Coalition backbenchers despairing at the dreadful election loss delivered by their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, have spent the day googling how to polish a turd in anticipation of shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor challenging for the leadership. ”It was… Read More ›
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has celebrated his success over the weekend in overtaking Prime Minister Anthony Albanese in the polls by heading to his local pet store and strangling a basket of puppies. ”It’s important that we don’t just dwell… Read More ›
The Balinese economy has sent a big thank you to Australian Treasurer Josh Frydenburg for the tax cuts that the Treasurer implemented following this year’s budget. The tax cuts has meant that a higher than usual number of Australian’s have… Read More ›
The member for Kennedy has called upon the Government to arrange for a cull of vegans in order to help save the endangered Hog’s Breath Cafe. “It’s all well and good for the Government to be talking about tax cuts… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister for this week Scott Morrison has unofficially launched his parties upcoming election campaign. Promising a country built around au pairs, polo and tax cuts for big business. “I promise that any Government I lead will always be… Read More ›
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has taunted the Prime Minister after an encounter in a Canberra bathroom by pointing out how much bigger his was than Mr Turnbulls. “I was actually shocked at how small Mr Turnbull’s was, I mean mine… Read More ›
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