After 140 years of obsessively watching every second of the cricket, the Australian population has suddenly worked out that no-one is holding a gun to their head to make them do it and they could actually be doing something much… Read More ›
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Cricket Pay Negotiations End In Draw After Five Days
The dispute between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers Association has ended with no result after five days of grueling negotiations, much to the satisfaction of the game’s purists. “After five long days of passionate effort from both sides we… Read More ›
Aussie Spinners Plan to Keep Targeting Matthew Wade
The Australian spin bowlers are licking their lips at continuing their onslaught against their perennial ‘bunny’, Matthew Wade. Speaking on behalf of the Aussie spin quintet, Nathan ‘Garry’ Lyon said “Look it’s always nice as a bowler to have a… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 