The Returned and Services League (RSL) has expressed outrage after Woolworth’s supermarkets announced it would be releasing new range of Turkish delight flavoured ANZAC biscuits in time for the ANZAC centenary. In a press release Woolworths proclaimed their reinvention of the 100 year-old… Read More ›
The unAustralian
Hillary Clinton Recognises 2016 Is Her Last Chance To Recover Bill’s Hidden Treasure
Hillary Clinton has unveiled a campaign focused on presenting the former first-lady as just a folksy, regular person, in a sure sign that Ms Clinton realises that this campaign will be her last chance to win the White House and… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Upset Nobody Comments On Her Clothes
With leadership speculation mounting, yet again, foreign minister Julie Bishop has continued to have her credentials as a minister scrutinised, rather than her appearance. Bishop appeared again at a press conference on some international incident, but vented her frustration at… Read More ›
Brain Surgeon Adopts “Louis CK” Model
Neurosurgeon Dr. Muresh Gupta has followed the trend of other highly skilled medical professionals and has begun selling neurosurgery direct to his patients. By selling intricate and invasive brain operations for $5 a pop directly from his website http://www.IAmMureshGupta.com, Gupta… Read More ›
Kevin Rudd Questioned By Police Over Game Of Thrones Leak
Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has been identified as a person of interest in connection with the leaking of the latest Game of Thrones series. Mr Rudd, who is a lecturer at Harvard University, was taken in for questioning… Read More ›
Protestors Prevent Me From Getting Home
Protestors (henceforth referred to as the Selfish Rabble) shut down the Melbourne CBD on Friday, preventing thousands of workers returning home from their barista jobs and ruining my evening. The Selfish Rabble, whose numbers varied between “several thousand” to “ten… Read More ›