Irrelevant Senator Pauline Hanson has promised the World that she will mail her essay against an Indigenous Voice to parliament to every Australian, just as soon as she gets a new pack of crayons. ”The people of Australia will have… Read More ›
The Voice
Dutton Calls For A Sensible Debate On Bringing Back The White Australia Policy
Opposition leader Peter Dutton, a man who proudly walked out on the apology to the stolen generation, has called for a sensible debate on the merits of bringing back the white Australia policy. ”Look, I’m not racist but, we need… Read More ›
Sussan Ley Says She Would Vote For The Voice If There Was A Yess Option
Peter Dutton’s number two, Sussan Ley, has called on the Albanese Government to allow a third option for the upcoming Voice referendum so voter’s can vote yess. ”Why should the Australian public be forced to choose between yes and no… Read More ›
Bolt Demands The Constitution Be Rewritten In White Ink
Low rating Sky News Australia host Andrew Bolt has demanded that the Australian Constitution be rewritten in white ink. ”It is so divisive to have white paper with black ink, and who decided that the ink was black, not white?”… Read More ›
Dutton’s Plan To Unite The Country By Destroying The Coalition Coming Along Nicely
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton’s plan to unite the country by destroying the Coalition is coming along nicely. With news today that his shadow immigration and indigenous affairs Minister Julian Lesser was standing down over the party’ position on… Read More ›
Sussan Ley Considering A Sspill Against Dutton
The Coalition’s lead spokesperson for numerology Susssan Ley has refused to rule out launching a challenge for Peter Dutton’s faltering leadership via a leadership sspill. ”At this stage I have no comment on whether I will challenge Peter to a… Read More ›
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