Bolt Demands The Constitution Be Rewritten In White Ink

Low rating Sky News Australia host Andrew Bolt has demanded that the Australian Constitution be rewritten in white ink.

”It is so divisive to have white paper with black ink, and who decided that the ink was black, not white?” Asked the modern day snake oil salesman. ”These are questions that the Canberra elite refuse to answer, declaring anyone who raises them a crackpot, or worse, a racist.”

”I am not a racist, I have been sued by people of all colours.”

When asked why he and his station were so against the Voice to parliament and sought to divide the Nation, Bolt said: ”We don’t seek to divide we seek to unite. We want people of all colours to tune in to our network and hear our glorious ideas to make Australia great again.”

”Imagine a Nation driven by ideas from such luminaries as Peta Credlin, Paul Murray and yes, Rowan Dean.”

”Brings a tear to the eye doesn’t it.”

Mark Williamson


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