The Opposition’s Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has condemned Senator Lidia Thorpe after she was banned for life from a Melbourne strip club, with the Member for New England telling Senator Thorpe that she needs to respect strip club etiquette.
”A lot of people blow in to Canberra and think they can shake things up, and that the law doesn’t apply to them,” said Mr Joyce. ”The strip club is a hallowed place. How dare Senator Thorpe think she can stroll on in, and insult patrons’ manhoods?!”
”I tell you – senators these days have no respect, no family values.”
When asked if it was a bit hypocritical for him to be casting aspersions on other parliamentarians’ behaviour, the Member for New England said: ”I am a family guy now. Don’t believe me? Then go and ask one of my families.”
”Look – I know what I am, but I have earned the right to be, well, not the Father of the House, more like the dodgy Uncle of the House.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I noticed a few new interns down at the café. I might go and see if they need they’re keen to press the flesh, so to speak.”
Mark Williamson
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