One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has revealed that she has held talks with the Queensland ‘poo jogger’ about joining the party and running alongside her for the Senate. “It is so refreshing to see someone in the news doing something… Read More ›
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Beer & Ciggies: An (un)Australian Budget…..Guide
The (un)Australian was fortunate enough to grab a sneak peek of Treasurer Scott Morrison’s upcoming budget. Here’s a few key areas that old mate Scotty thinks might help him stay in office. Infrastructure Massive amounts of money will be poured… Read More ›
Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know… Read More ›
RSI Strikes Down Parliament House Nameplate Painter
The official painter of nameplates on the office doors of the Australian parliament has taken extended sick leave after recent overwork has led to inflammation of a repetitive strain injury in his painting arm. “My right hand has tightened into… Read More ›
Prime Minister Installs Bollards Around Office To Keep Newspolls Out
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has instructed his staff to have concrete bollards installed around the Lodge and his Sydney Office in an effort to keep Newspolls out. “Newspolls can be quite damaging to an agile and innovative government like mine,… Read More ›
Eric Abetz To Hold An Anti-18c Rally, Asks Telstra If They Still Have Phone Booths Available
Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz has today announced plans to hold an anti-section 18c of the racial discrimination act rally and has enquired of Telstra whether or not they have any telephone booths available for hire. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator… Read More ›
