Popular science guru Karl Kruszelnicki says he will give away his entire wardrobe after admitting“deep regret” for his crimes against fashion. Dr Kruszelnicki said he’d copped a backlash from people who had until recently managed to avoid his near saturation of… Read More ›
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Lara Bingle Relieved To Learn She’s Not The Model Shot Dead In Syria
The Bingle-Worthington family is celebrating for the second time in as many months after it was confirmed Lara Bingle was not killed whilst fighting for ISIS. The 27-year-old model and her 38-year-old husband actor Sam Worthington welcomed their first child… Read More ›
Coles Denies Cashing In With Anzac Highway Store
Coles Supermarkets CEO John Durkan has rejected claims the retail giant maintains its Marion store in Adelaide’s southwest merely to profit from links to the RSL. Mr Durkan said the site was chosen many years ago and its close proximity to… Read More ›
Royal Commission Shocked To Find Entirely Abuse-Free Private School
The Royal Commission into Institutional Responses to Child Sexual Abuse has been rocked by allegations an exclusive boarding school operated for more than 100 years without physically or psychologically harming any of the children in its care. The name of the college… Read More ›
QLD Police Twitter Account Wins Raw Comedy
The social media department of the Queensland Police Service has won The Melbourne International Comedy Festival’s Open Mic Comedy Competition. The annual contest has launched the careers of many household names including Josh Thomas, Hannah Gadsby and that guy who… Read More ›
The Weekend (un)Australian: Exit Polls Sold To Chinese Energy Company In Bureaucratic Bungle
Early predictions of the outcome of the NSW election are in jeopardy after a spelling mistake in the department of Energy and Resources led to exit polls being mistaken for power poles and sold off in anticipation of a Coalition… Read More ›