Opposition leader in waiting Tony Abbott has condemned North Korea for their use of nuclear weapons and called on the rogue State to consider an alternative, like coal. “The World is in such a hurry to ditch good old reliable… Read More ›
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Prime Minister Installs Bollards Around Office To Keep Newspolls Out
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has instructed his staff to have concrete bollards installed around the Lodge and his Sydney Office in an effort to keep Newspolls out. “Newspolls can be quite damaging to an agile and innovative government like mine,… Read More ›
Liberal Party Blame Flinstones For Encouraging “Gay Old Time”
As politicians and pundits take to social media in reaction to the planned postal plebescite, the Liberal Nationals Party has released a scathing condemnation of a beloved childhood TV program. “The Flintstones”, Kevin Andrews stated, “has been eroding family values… Read More ›
Government Announces Postal Plebiscite Along With Cuts To Australia Post
The Australian Government has announced that following the Senate’s decision to block a planned marriage equality plebiscite it will circumvent the Senate and hold a non-binding postal plebiscite. In completely unrelated news they also announced that funding for Australia post… Read More ›
Breaking: Government Potentially Facing Second Dual Citizenship Scandal
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Abbott Wants To Put The Coal Back Into Coalition
Aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called upon his Liberal and National colleagues to put the ‘Coal’ back into the Coalition. In a speech delivered to his loyal following, held in a telephone booth on the Northern beaches. Speaking to… Read More ›
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