Rumours of bad blood between Prime Minister Tony Abbott and the Father of the House Philip Ruddock following Mr Ruddock’s resignation as chief government whip have been all but dispelled after the Member for Berowra sent Mr Abbott a sizeable quantity of… Read More ›
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has secretly entered Communcations Minister Malcolm Turnbull into the final shortlist of 100 people to go on the first manned mission to Mars. Insiders say that Mr Turnbull wasn’t consulted. “That’s not exactly true,” the prime minister… Read More ›
The youngest member of the Coalition government, Wyatt Roy, announced via a press release today the formation of the “No Tonys Allowed” club, which will meet every Wednesday in Wyatt’s office/couch fort. The only qualification to join is your name… Read More ›
In a stunning rebuke, the Human Rights Commission was roundly condemned by Prime Minister Tony Abbott for a shocking bias in favour of human rights in its report on children in Australia’s detention centres. Mr Abbott, a renowned impartial commentator… Read More ›
The Federal Member for Tangey, Dr Dennis Jensen, has been honoured with yet another prestigious award to add to the extensive range of accolades which he has received over the course of his ten year parliamentary career. Earlier today, Dr Jensen became only… Read More ›
The Prime Minister is a launching a new fragrance for the discerning voter. DENIAL is described as being the very essence of the Prime Minister. ‘An Eau de toilette for when you’re life is down the toilet,’ said Gloria Jenkins… Read More ›
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