Former treasurer Peter Costello was still making up his mind last night about whether or not now was a good time to challenge for the leadership of the Liberal party. “There’s no need to rush these things”, said Costello last… Read More ›
Tony Abbott
Abbott Targets Poor White People To Close Gap On Indigenous Health.
Tony Abbott has outlined in his speech today a commitment to “closing the gap” between the life expectancy of indigenous people and “Australians”, by removing health care for all poor people. Closing the gap is concerned with the difference in… Read More ›
Australian Labor Party To Send Balloon Bouquets To 61 Liberals
Following the Liberal Party voting down by 61 votes to 39 the chance to replace Tony Abbott as Prime Minister, Bill Shorten’s Labor party has today ordered 61 balloon bouquets to be sent to their Liberal party counterparts. The gifting… Read More ›
Comics Await Possible Post-Spill Reshuffle With Trepidation
In the wake of the failed federal Liberal leadership spill, comics around the country are nervously awaiting possible fallout, with a potential Cabinet reshuffle reportedly being their major fear. Carlita Saunders, spokesperson for Australian Political Comics for Cheap and Easy Jokes, said their… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Calls For A Spill Of The Voices In His Head
Federal Liberal senator and a man who believes marriage equality will lead to people marrying animals Cory Bernardi has called for a spill to occur among the voices in his head. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “At first Cory… Read More ›
Abbott Survives, But Falls Further in Galaxy, Morgan and Rupert Murdoch Polls.
Despite surviving a spill vote this morning, Tony Abbott has fallen to record lows as preferred Prime Minister in the Galaxy, Morgan and all-important Rupert Murdoch polls. “Tony has fallen 100% in the poll of Rupert Murdochs as the preferred… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 