Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce fresh off discovering his New Zealand citizenship has embraced his culture by ditching his job and relocating from New England to Bondi. “Oh yeah bro, Bondi is choice eh,” Said Barnaby. “For too long… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Looking Forward To Playing Apprentice Tricks On New MPs
Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to playing lots of tricks on apprentice members of parliament during their first day on the job after taking a slight lead in the polls. “I can’t wait to send one of the new guys… Read More ›
Santos Plans To Drill Barnaby Joyce In Search Of Natural Gas
Oil and gas company Santos has today announced plans to drill into deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce in what they tip could be Australia’s largest source of natural gas. A spokesperson for Santos told The (un)Australian: “Anyone who’s ever seen Mr Joyce talk knows… Read More ›
Johnny Depp’s Dogs Refuse To Rule Out Running Against Barnaby Joyce
Actor Johnny Depp’s beloved dogs Pistol and Boo have refused to rule out running against Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce for his New England seat at the next federal election. Already, the former member for New England Tony Windsor has… Read More ›
Wyatt Roy Starts The No Tonys Allowed Club
The youngest member of the Coalition government, Wyatt Roy, announced via a press release today the formation of the “No Tonys Allowed” club, which will meet every Wednesday in Wyatt’s office/couch fort. The only qualification to join is your name… Read More ›