Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right… Read More ›
A Sydney couple have acquired nearly a quarter of a million lifetime enemies as they blithely pushed their eighteen month old around Vivid in a stroller. “God forbid we should have thought this through a tad and maybe gotten a… Read More ›
32 year-old Sunshine Coast based courier, Jarred Jones, was left shocked and dismayed upon the realisation that he was in fact a toolie. Mr Jones had been travelling to the Gold Coast based annual drink and drug fest ‘Schoolies’ for… Read More ›
Tourism Australia has received millions of hits to its web page after airing a mock trailer for a sequel to the classic Australian movie Alvin Purple during yesterday’s Superbowl. “We’ve specifically targeted the randy young bloke with a cheeky sparkle… Read More ›
Former Minister for health/industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has condemned Australia’s new tourism mascot Ruby Roo, with the former PM incensed that the kangaroo was not wearing a bikini. ”I don’t know what those clowns at Tourism… Read More ›
The Federal Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that the PM add Manila to the list of destinations for the Government’s half price flight scheme or else he will quit the Coalition. “The PM needs to start taking… Read More ›
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