Beleaguered broadcaster, Alan Jones, has come out strongly against the Albanese Government’s planned crackdown on social media, which will ban users under the age of 16. ”This Government is way off track, how will the kiddies be able to meet… Read More ›
National treasure (yep, he officially is), Clive Palmer, has been seen walking aimlessly around Indooroopilly shopping centre trying to decide what to splash his cash on now that spending money on politicians is no longer an option. ”Poor Clive, he… Read More ›
Relatives of the world’s last living adult Frank Barnstaple have confirmed that the 93 year old grown up has passed away, leaving the residents of the world frightened and bewildered. “When I was a kid there were adults everywhere making… Read More ›
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Scotty from marketing, has tweeted out to Twitter owner Elon Musk to ask him to give him a call so they can talk about branding and employment opportunities. ”Elon is a bloke with a… Read More ›
Victoria’s supreme leader Dan Andrews has told colleagues that he could walk down Bourke street and shoot dead the Commonwealth games and it wouldn’t lose him any votes. ”Dan is very confident right now, what with having no opposition so… Read More ›
Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›
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