Americans have taken to social media in the millions to loudly yell that the assassination attempt on former President turned convicted felon, Donald Trump, was a conspiracy. Despite the Nation still having no idea whether the last successful Presidential assassination… Read More ›
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Trump Tweets ScoMo To Thank Him For The Wristy And Committing To Iran
American President Donald Trump has expressed his gratitude towards Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison in the form of a tweet. Thanking the Australian PM for the wristy and the commitment to join him in Iran. “This is an outstanding result… Read More ›
White House Aide Who Convinced Trump That Button For Nukes Connected To Twitter Up For Nobel Peace Prize
The Nobel peace prize committee has today announced that a Whitehouse aide who convinced President Trump that the button for detonating America’s nuclear weapons was in fact linked to his Twitter account has been nominated for the prestigious award. “This… Read More ›
ISIS Abandons War on America: ‘They’re Killing Each Other Faster Than We Ever Could’
The Islamic State of Iraq And Syria (ISIS) has issued a statement explaining it was abandoning all plans to pursue a Holy War against the United States of America on grounds “the Infidels are slaughtering each other at a far faster rate than… Read More ›
US Shocked By Yemen Civilian Deaths: ‘We Just Had No Idea Our Weapons Would Kill Anyone’
With Saudi Arabia-led military forces attacks on Yemen killing more than 900 people, a spokesperson for the United States government expressed “profound concern” at the rising civilian death toll, insisting: “We really had no idea that our billions in arms sales to Saudi Arabia would… Read More ›