Ryde man Ian Decisive has taken stress leave this week after a Saturday afternoon trip to his local bottle-o to pick up a 6 pack left him broken down and emotional, after wall after wall of obscure beer types greeted… Read More ›
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Thousands Infected Over The Australia Day Weekend With Deadly VB Virus
The Department of Health and the Australian National Centre for Disease Control have confirmed that thousands of Australians have been struck down with the Victoria Bitter virus. The outbreak occurred over the Australia Day long weekend, with many sufferers forced… Read More ›
Australian Cricket Selectors Name Mitch Marsh Man Of The Series
The Australian Cricket selectors have unanimously agreed that Mitch Marsh is their pick for the Man of the Series award. Despite not being the highest run scorer, leading wicket taker or playing in all four tests. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Shane Warne To Front New Anti-Drinking Campaign
Former cricketer and tinder fanatic Shane ‘Swipe Right’ Warne has today been announced as an ambassador for a new government campaign to curb under age drinking. The campaign will feature Warne walking around schools asking students if they’re “thirsty?” Those… Read More ›
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